BY SIGNING THIS CONTRACT, I SURRENDER MY SOUL TO THE DIRTY NIL, AND UPON ABANDONING MY MORTAL COIL WILL BE ENTERED INTO A LIFE OF ROCK AND ROLL GLORY FOR ALL OF ETERNITY.

BY HANDING OVER MY SOUL, I WILL BE REWARDED WITH THE GREATEST RICHES THAT ONLY THE DIRTY NIL CAN BESTOW UPON ME.

GOD IS DEAD.

LONG LIVE THE NIL.